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Friday, August 3, 2012

BEWARE OF THAT UNDERWEAR DUST!

This was sent to me by one of my quilting friends, hope you enjoy.




One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'Cathy', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!


 

guys just never learn, do not piss off the woman
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12 comments:

  1. oh, that is a good one. My husband even laughed when he read it!
    ann

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  2. So funny! Had to read your post after I saw the underwear picture. I was not disappointed!

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  3. Too funny!!! And much too good to not share! Thanks for the giggles!! I appreciate the warning from KatieQ..

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  4. LOL! I needed this, thanks!

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  5. Hilarious! It made me laugh. :) blessings, marlene

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